re: #14 Varek Raith

Because the penis is evil.

To combat this evil, we need legislation denying insurance coverage for both Cialis and Viagra.

Also, we need to rein in all that evil, so Viagra and Cialis will only be available to married men with wives of child-bearing age, and a mandatory prostate exam, without exception, will be given before any prescriptions are given, so that the men will know what they are getting into.