The Rasmussen Reports Savior/AntiChrist index Shows Obama on a negative trend since the inauguration. The number of people who believe he is the Anti-Christ has remained steady while those believing he is The One true Savior and President have declined slightly. Focus groups indicate the reason for this trend may be due to a lack of free unicorns.

White house spokesperson Amy Nonomous told Fox news that the Happy Magical Powers defecit left by the previous administration was more severe than previously expected.