re: #260 Stanley Sea

Can I use that in scrabble?

Scrabble and all its modern-day ripoffs/cousins like Words With Friends and Word Feud can kiss my ass.

What kind of inside-out dystopian hellscape do we live in when “Zen” isn’t a valid word, but “Qa” and “Za” and “Qats” somehow are? I can think of few things that make me feel dumber than getting my ass kicked in a game of Scrabble, which is the most common outcome. First off, I usually end up with a collection of letters like “U U O B A A V L”. Second, my opponent seems to effortlessly throw down strings of 5 and 6-letter words that I can’t manage to think of at all, and if I did think of them I wouldn’t have the letters to spell them out. Sometimes I get lucky and can spell a long word, but it’s always in places where there are no letter or word bonus squares.

So I feel happy when I realize I can spell “FISH”, until the asshole opponent comes along and spells “Za” on a triple word score square.

Fuck Scrabble. Fuck it to death!!!!!!!!!1111one