re: #261 swamprat

How to get a job, a car, an apartment.

Buy a paper.

Arise at 5am the next day and buy a paper.

Compare the 2 and see what is new.

Be there first.

You forgot the most important ones:

1) Have a commercial driver’s license
2) be a licensed vocational nurse, or a Registered Nurse
3) have post-doctoral education in a field that could be competently executed by a high-school graduate
4) be neither too young nor too old

I AM SO FRIGGING GLAD I am not job hunting at the moment.