re: #271 lawhawk

You’d think Darth Vader and the Imperial Fleet could figure out a way to defend the Death Star’s one vulnerable location - an exhaust port 2 meters wide. Heck. But no, they just had to let some guy with magic jobu get off a million to one shot. And that’s with us having a guy with the same kind of magic jobu, which was supposedly eradicated from the galaxy after Lord Vader rose to power.

/Teela_Kaarz

“Hey, Red Leader?”
“Yeah, Red Two?”
“These X-Wing, they’re full capable of VTOL and able to hover right?”
“Yeah.”
“So why don’t we just drop down right in front of the port, fire the torpedoes, then pull out and high tail it?”
“Because shut up, Red Two.”
“Roger that, Red Leader.”