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Onion: Congress Deals with Bat Problem

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Kragar9/22/2009 2:07:19 pm PDT

re: #274 Occasional Reader

Maybe he just wanted a hug?

Marine self defense. When guys started to wrestle around the barracks and I wasn’t in the mood, I’d respond “SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG! HUGGIES!” and go after them. They would loose interest in wrestling.

Self Defense!