re: #4 A Cranky One

People are using baby Yoda as tree toppers.

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His name is GROGU.

Now the interesting thing is that people use such a figure as a tree-topper. Yoda, the character in the original SW trilogy, has for some reason been taken by American society (well, the younger ones) as some sort of hero or standard of good.

But as seen in the entire 9 movie series, Yoda is part of a death cult that kills more often just for convenience, and trains its followers to suppress emotion and simply be killing machines.

Sort of like the history of Christianity… but I digress.