re: #27 b_sharp

I keep getting these calls from a Windows Maintenance company telling me they’re getting notices from my computer that it’s running slow. They just want to help.

They run like hell when I tell them I’m a computer expert and they’re a scam.

I love those calls, they are so funny.

I wish I had some way of infecting their systems with a virus.

I read about someone setting up a VM with some really nasty porn and other goodies for those fuckers when they came calling.