re: #194 wheat-dogghazi-bola

Y’know, I am, too. But I don’t trumpet it as if it were the defining moment of my life. It wasn’t the frakking Pulitzer, so why brag about it?

He’s the Al Bundy of journalism; constantly reminding himself of that one high point in an otherwise wretched and disappointing life. Although I’ve not won any notable awards I do believe that I’d contemplate opening my veins if my defining moment was winning a consolation prize named after a ruthless opportunist.