re: #270 Naso Tang

Aren’t the Mormons a tribe of Jews who got somehow crossed the Atlantic instead of the Red Sea, perhaps by mistake?

re: #271 wrenchwench

They both call non-members gentiles. Can you do anything with that?

re: #273 Sergey Romanov

Lots of Mormons think of themselves as being descendants of the tribes of Manasseh and Ephraim. There you go.

See? I didn’t know any of those things. You guys might be onto something… Oh, wait—here, I’ve got it! Along with what you guys said, Wiki states:

From the start, Mormons have tried to establish what they call Zion, a utopian society of the righteous.

Creeping Zionist White Horse Caliphate!!11! Aaaiieee… Save us Newt!