So some of you deniers out there that doubted this post yesterday and doubt that the “miracle” on the Hudson is actually a government staged sideshow, I have more proof.

And this proof is scientific!

Last night I did an experiment that proves the conspiracy, and you can do the same experiment. I took a glass of water and put it in my freezer over night. The next morning (8 hours later) the water was FROZEN.

Well it turns out that the freezing point of water is 32 degrees (that link is to MIT by the way, in case any of you doubters doubt my science!). The temperature in New York City was 21 degrees F when that plane “crashed”. And it had been less than 32 degrees for more than the 8 hours that it took water to freeze in my freezer!

SO IF THE PLANE “SPLASHED” INTO THE HUDSON IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THAT WATER DIDN’T FREEZE AT 32 DEGREES!