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Onion: Decoy Website Launched to Lure Morons

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RogueOne10/21/2011 4:44:24 am PDT

I mentioned my G-pa moved in with us while I was in HS. He moved here so my folks could help take care of his 2 sisters, both of which had Alzheimers. They disappeared for a week (from Cincinnati) and showed up in FL. My mom got a call from the police in Tampa, they had found my two 80 yr old aunts wandering around a hotel naked and confused. I’m neither old nor do I have alzheimers but I’ve been found the same way. That’s why they always liked me, we had something in common.