re: #281 Gus 802

The spending bill also would allow tomato paste on pizzas to be counted as a vegetable, as it is now. The department’s proposed guidelines would have attempted to prevent that.

No wait… It’s already counted as a vegetable?

Well it’s not a mineral.

Maybe they should make different levels of vegetables. Okay, and Better.

Although, frankly, as a mother, they’ll eat the tomato paste on pizza and spaghetti faster than they’ll eat the green beans.