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SanFranciscoZionist2/29/2012 8:07:44 am PST

re: #105 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

OK, I’ll spoil it. But it’s still worth reading.
In Ancient China…
1. Farmer’s barn burns down with pig inside
2. Son accidently pokes finger into cooked/burnt pig
3. Son licks burnt fingers and discovers excellent taste
4. Repeat of #2 and #3 - done on purpose
5. Rest of family converted after some plot development
6. Family and other farmers start burning down barns with pigs inside
7. Profit!!!

Why do people keep pigs if they don’t know they’re edible?