re: #264 Ford_Prefect

A city guy moves to the country. After a few days he walks down the road to meet his neighbor, an elderly toothless old man who lives about a mile away.
the neighbor is sitting on his porch and seems friendly and invites the city guy to a party on Saturday night.
The city guy seems interested and asks what they’ll be doing.
The neighbor says:
First we’ll be doin’ a lot of eatin’ and drinkin’
City guy says ‘that sounds fun’
Neighbor says ‘then there’ll be some fussin and some fightin’
City guy says ’ Oh, I don’t know about that. I don’t like fighting’.
neighbor says; ‘then we’ll finish up with some kissin and some lovin’
The city guy says that that parts fine with him.
then the city guy asks who’s going to be at the party and the neighbor says “oh, just you and me”