re: #7 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
I would have panicked at the sight of a package of masks arriving at my door.
Really?
I’ve had packages of masks arrive at my door 3 times now (once from my local town hall, once from the regional council and once for my niece because she and her father are on free medical care as a low income family). I never thought about panicking, I was relieved as it was pretty hard to get them at the time.