Everybody: So NOW are you going to prosecute Trump for obstruction of justice and abuse of power?
Dems: Ask Biden.
Biden: Ask Garland
Garland: The law forbids me from trying.
Everybody: Which laws?
Garland: You know, the ones that say powerful white men are always unaccountable.

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) June 10, 2021