As a pastor of the religion of Earlobetology, I find it rather distasteful that some ignorant people object to the removal of infants earlobes(a mostly harmless procedure btw - just the occasional death from complications, nothing too serious) with no serious consequences to the functioning of the individual. //

There is a problem with this analogy, too - because unlike circumcision, either female or male, the removal of earlobes doesn’t cut off a room in the mansion of sexual pleasure for life.