Okay…regarding Erick Erickson. I say we put operation Pasty Pastry in motion.

We get Vicious Babushka Lord of the Pies to set up the battle plans and serve as Operations Chief.

Everyone get your ovens ready. We bake up a whole crap load of the most rich creamy fat laden pies, cookies, cakes, breads, rolls, coffee cakes, etc.

We pack ‘em up and ship them in coordinated attacks over a month, but we must make sure there is way too much to consume in any one given day.

At the end of the month, after not being able to stop eating all these goodies Erickson done blows up!

Looking at images of him over the years…i think this would work.

(Evil laugh…)

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