I know that there are skeptics here about my claims of how many patriotic Americans attended the 9/12 protests that I organized.

Well today is International Day of the Ninja, and the Ninja’s marched on Washington to demand Ninja Rights.

Here is a picture from this morning’s protests attended by 2 million Ninjas.

What? You don’t see anyone? The Park Service has a lower count? The Metro wasn’t busy?

Of course. They’re Ninjas.

And everyone knows that Ninjas are rock ribbed conservatives. Half the people at the 9/12 protests were Ninjas. Just ask Chuck Norris.

And government “experts” don’t even acknowledge them.