re: #305 Lord of the Pies

I am not wasting my Mad Pie Skillz on unworthy wretch like Erick b. Erick.

He can shovel Big Macs down his pie hole.

We wouldn’t have to make mad good pies. Just pies…lots of pies. And use lard…lots of lard. The damn crusts could be store bought. And no sugar…high fructose corn syrup all the way. And the cheapest over-bleached white white flour. And no egg whites…yolks only. And lots of butter from cows that never see the light of day and are given too many anti-biotics.

These are bombs! Do it for the children…

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