re: #29 Eclectic Cyborg

When I worked at a call center, I once took a call from a VERY angry man who could simply not believe his darling daughter had racked up $1600 in charges to phone sex lines based out of the Caribbean.

Huh. That messes with my expectation that phone sex is all middle aged women in the Midwest picking up pin money pretending to be barely-legal teens for creepy middle aged guys in the Midwest…

“So, what are you wearing?”

“MILDRED? Is that you? I can hear you in the other room!”