re: #21 iceweasel

Yep! Jimmah and I are now sharing his undisclosed Soros-funded lair in Scotland, and we’re getting married next month. :)

And the official presiding: Have you guys decided whether it will be Orthodox Klingon, Reformed Heathen, or Conservative Atheist? These things can split apart in-laws, you know.

My marriage was presided over by a municipal judge in Providence, RI. He joked about the whole thing, saying “I hereby sentence the accused…” right before declaring us man and wife.