[INT: TRUMP LAWYER OFFICE]

Lawyer 1: …sigh…Okay, let’s go over this again. Don jr thought the meeting was about adoptions and that’s what he told his dad. During the meeting the Russians stated they could help get dirt on Clinton and Don jr, not knowing any better, said “sure, why not.”

Lawyer 2: So basically, we pin this all on Russian manipulation then?

Lawyer 1: Exactly. They misled both Trumps and used the whole thing to mess with America. NO ONE except the Russians knew what was really going on.

Lawyer 2: Okay, I think we can work with that.

Lawyer 1: So, now we have to—

[Door opens, an AIDE pops his head in]

Aide: Guys, Trump just tweeted that he knew about the meeting and it was all about getting dirt on Clinton.

Lawyer 1: Motherfucker. Not again!