What a sterling field of candidates we have set before us this year! A buffet of buffoonery. Each one richly deserving in his own way. But my vote(s) go to…….

“Pitchfork” Buchanan! (hat tip Michael Medved)

Can’t vote for organizations since they are merely a reflection of the marvelous set of individual asshats witnessed here.

You have to admit, ole “Pitchfork” has earned this high honor with not only a lifetime body of work - a player you can count on season after season, but also he has really stepped it up and taken stride squarely into the spotlight with his playoff push of late. His post season “blitzkriegs” and “concentration camps” rhetoric has surely caught all his fans attention. He is truly Hall of Fisk worthy.

The nasty old lugubrious bastard.