re: #315 celticdragon

Chuck Norris has a nightlight. It isn’t because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris’ beard stubble can cut diamonds.

Two things will survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches and Chuck Norris!

Refrigerator magnets I saw, LOL!

Chuck Norris put the laughter in slaughter!

Chuck Norris’ computer doesn’t have a control key, he is always in control.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements. The only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.