re: #31 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Both my parents for teachers. If you armed my dad, he’d probably accidentally shoot someone at some point. If you armed my mom, she would probably be very capable of taking down any intruder, but she would get overexcited and probably shoot a few cops too or something. She’s very excitable. She once shoulder-checked a taxi-driver into a canal because she thought he was stealing our luggage.

Is she out of that third-world hellhole jail yet?