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Hey!, Let’s privatize our fire departments. What could go wrong?

Surprise home burns; Rural Metro bills owner almost $20k

PHOENIX -
A man’s house burned to the ground, but that wasn’t his only shock — because two weeks later, he received a bill for almost $20,000 from the private fire department that tried to fight it.

It took Rural Metro 24 minutes to arrive at the scene.