re: #21 Lidane

Bah. Who needs China for this? All you need is a truckload of empty Mason jars, some Confederate flag stickers, some camo ribbons and a label maker with a Comic Sans font.

I’m sure Jim Rob over at Free Republic would sell a few in his next griftathon. Heh.

Why stop there, aim for the hippies too. Put a sticker on the jar with the words GREEN, ECO-FRIENDLY, and ORGANIC. You can’t lose!