re: #30 teleskiguy

Really, man. What is it with people dropping their glowing rectangles in the toilet? I mean, it actually happens. It’s a thing. You’re not the only one I’ve heard stories from. I mean, I know like 10 people (mostly women, not being sexist, just telling it like it is) that have done this. And they’re always quick to tell their social media all about it!

That’s why I shit with a tablet.

Mrs. Fish mentioned that it fell out of her pants pocket as she was getting down to business. I suppose that’s legit, but that’s why mine stays in the front pocket.