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darthstar10/21/2011 6:49:45 am PDT

re: #333 Cannadian Club Akbar

After Alabama Immigration Law, Few Americans Taking Immigrants’ Work
ONEONTA, Ala. — Potato farmer Keith Smith saw most of his immigrant workers leave after Alabama’s tough immigration law took effect, so he hired Americans. It hasn’t worked out: Most show up late, work slower than seasoned farm hands and are ready to call it a day after lunch or by midafternoon. Some quit after a single day.

A crew of four Hispanics can earn about $150 each by picking 250-300 boxes of tomatoes in a day, said Jerry Spencer, of Grow Alabama, which purchases and sells locally owned produce. A crew of 25 Americans recently picked 200 boxes – giving them each $24 for the day.
[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com…]

Lazy white-backs…can’t even muster minimum wage if left to their own, while four Hispanics can pull $15 an hour? (assuming they work 10 hours because they’re not afraid to).

Of course, I have employees who can’t sit at a fuckin’ computer for eight hours.