re: #333 Targetpractice

Hellsing’s a series that would be a nightmare to sell to Hollywood execs.

“So, who’s the main villain?”
“A remnant Nazi army that’s using arcane science to produce artificial vampires and a secret branch of fanatical priests in the Vatican dedicated to the destruction of all supernatural creatures.”
“And who are the heroes?”
“A secret organization of vampire hunters working for the British government whose operatives are an axe-crazy super-vampire who in reality is Dracula, a bumbling police rookie turned fledgling vampire who can’t stand to drink blood, and a band of mercenaries.”
“How much violence are we talking about?”
“On a scale of 1 to 10? 42.”

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