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The Latest Crazy Creationist Promo at the Craziest Right Wing Site

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Aye Pod9/16/2009 8:27:27 pm PDT

re: #319 iceweasel

Behold the creationist’s nightmare!

Now if you study a well made penis you’ll discover on the far side, there is a ridge, on the close side another. The penis and the hand are perfectly made one for the other.

You’ll find the maker of the penis, Almighty God, has made it with a non slip surface

Now if you go to the top of the penis, you’ll find as the soda can makers have placed a tab at the top, so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents may or may not squirt in your face.

Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it’s just the right shape for the human mouth—- it’s even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier. Seriously Kirk the whole of creation testifies to the genius of God’s creativity.

Amen!

Absolutely!* This is going to be Ray Comforts next video, right?

*Except that it has this horrible extra bit that needs to be removed of course/ (to err is sometimes divine, apparently;-))