OK—this is one for the ages:

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire is thinking of suing the NFL because the halftime show:

threatens to prevent him “from getting into the kingdom of Heaven…”

“Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son—whose hormones are just starting to operate - was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?”

Reminder—Daubenmire’s son son Zach Daubenmire was convicted of child pornography possession in 2007 (probably triggered by the 2004 Janet Jackson incident)//