re: #30 Charles

They don’t really hate me. They love me, but they have … issues. See, I’ve moved into their heads and taken up residence, and they’re all mixed up.

“I love you daddy! I hate you daddy! Love you! Hate you! Love hate! aaahh!”

Meanwhile I have my feet up on their medulla oblongata, doing the New York Times crossword puzzle.

Yeah, I clicked on a link you posted to the stalker site yesterday and was amazed at how closely they follow this place. My skin crawled a lil.