Meanwhile, the main headline in today’s USA Today says, “Slowly, the limits on pot are fading.” Below that is a pic showing a professor at Ganja U. in California lighting up after class.

Is there something wrong with Beck’s amygdalae? Can’t he smell the smoke from the campfires of the laid-back barbarians before the gates?

If this continues, the country will be full of nothing but absurdly mellow people walking around in a happy daze, saying things like “peace out!” and “pass me the bong” and “look at the colors” or even “dude, I’m so stoked!”

And there will be no one left to defend us from our Prog Overlords.