I think it’s time for another of these…

INITIALIZE Romneybot software ver. 2.012

Accessing policy files…

ECONOMICS.EXE
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WARNING! ECONOMICS.EXE has been altered from it’s original form, load anyway? Y/N

Y

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WARNING! ECONOMICS.EXE has been altered AGAIN from its original form. Load anyway? Y/N

Y

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Loading OBAMACARE.EXE…
WARNING! This file contains significant similarities to files already in system, loading may cause undesired operation. Proceed anyway? Y/N

Y

Load complete

Loading TAXES.EXE…

WARNING! Taxes.exe is missing key components and loading this file may cause problems with certain voting blocs and the mainstream media. Load anyway? Y/N

Y

Load complete.

Initializing Romney base files…

FAKESMILE.EXE
YESTHISISREALHAIR.EXE
WHATEVERITWASISTANDBYIT.EXE
OFFTHETABLE.EXE
BAIN.EXE

Warning! There 3 different versions of BAIN.EXE in the database…

BAIN.EXE …… last modified 2/1/1999
BAIN(1).EXE …… last modified 7/12/1999
BAIN(2).EXE …….last modified 3/5/2002

Which file do you wish to load? BAIN.EXE

Load complete.

Accessing vice presidential database.

Loading files…

HUCKABEE.EXE….NOT FOUND
JINDAL.EXE………NOT FOUND
CHRISTIE.EXE……NOT FOUND
PAWLENTY.EXE….NOT FOUND
RUBIO.EXE……….NOT FOUND
RYAN.EXE………..

WARNING! RYAN.EXE may cause compatibility errors with other files within Romneybot system. Load anyway? Y/N

Y

Load complete.

Initialization complete. Romneybot is now online.