re: #304 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

In the DFW area of Texas, Whiteout + icy road = close your eyes and floor it.

You think I’m making a joke, but sadly no.

About 75% of people here seem to sincerely believe that the larger your truck or SUV, the less bound you are by such quaint ideas as frictional coefficient and Newton’s laws of motion. Newton was probably some socialist do-gooder environmentalist, and slowing down is for libtards.

In the People’s Republic of Austinistan, icy roads = a day off from work and school.

Folks around here have a hard enough time driving in rain. Ice would be a whole new level of fail, so most around here don’t even try.