re: #355 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Some explorers come to a jungle village. All night and day they can hear the sound of drums. The leader of the expedition asks the chief of the village “Why can we hear drums?” The chief responds “Drum good.When drums stop, very bad”.

One day, the drums stop. All the natives come out screaming and shouting. The expedition leader grabs hold of a boy and asks him “What is the fuss?!” The boy responds “Drums stop very bad..when they stop…….BASS SOLO!”

(NB: I actually love bass solos.)