GOP: I will drown this bag of kittehs if you do not defund Obamacare!

POTUS: Hey man, it’s the law that Congress voted on and SCOTUS upheld.

GOP: I will drown this bag of kittehs RIGHT NOW!!

POTUS: Oh don’t do that man.

GOP: (Drowns the kittehs) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!

TEAPARTY: Obama drowned a bag of kittehs! OBAMA DROWNED A BAG OF KITTEHS!!11!! OBAMA DROWNED A BAG OF KITTEHS!!!11!!!!!! (ReTweet a bazillions times)