re: #33 allegro

But at least she felt superior.

Union Fairies always feel superior, and it helps lead them to demand pensions. The problem is pensions for fairies is that they live so long that the pensions become unaffordable.

Thankfully, fairies exist in small enough numbers that they don’t have a major lobbyist presence in DC. Chairman Ryan plans to take advantage of that this year by passing legislation to defang the Government Fairy Union with a “Scott Walker Special”.

//The preceding is entirely in jest.