re: #357 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I was trying to do the equivalent of a Rescue worker trying to get someone to evacuate before a FUCKING HURRICANE!

“May I have the name of your next of kin? Thank you. Now, please take this sharpie and write your name and social security number on you arms and torso to help us identify you later.”

“And while you’re at it, be kind enough to write ‘I’M A DUMBASS!’ on your forehead, so that we can get to your body at our convenience. Thanks.”

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