ForumWarz!

Character classes include:

In Scandinavian folklore, a Troll is a mythical, dwarfish creature who lives in caves, hoards gold and smashes skulls with clubs. In Internet folklore, a Troll is a dickhole who purposely disrupts online forums by posting inflammatory, off-topic or otherwise scatological content. The more upset you become, the more this jackass gets his jollies.

The Troll’s limited (but seemingly unlimited!) secondary attribute is Douchebaggery. This can be replenished with an unhealthy or even — God willing — lethal combination of testosterone supplements, paint thinner and Norwegian grind metal.

The Hacker:

The Hacker takes advantage of the average web-schmuck’s lack of security measures and brutally exploits using complex technologies like backdoors, rootkits, masks and sniffers. Successfully launching a brute force attack into a protected network is the closest this ber-dork will ever come to having vaginal sex.

The Hacker needs badass hardware with plenty of Processing Power to execute his deadly deeds. A small price to pay for having such l33t motherfucking skillz.

The CamWhore:

The Camwhore is an extreme narcissist who requires constant ego validation. She’s the girl who was called “pretty” one too many times as a kid, and now needs to reinforce her self-worth anytime something with a lens — webcams, human eyes, small municipalities in the Swiss canton of Valais (pop. 3,470) — is aimed at her overly made-up face.

With her secondary Sexiness attribute, the Camwhore derails forums with post after post of pouty, doe-eyed stares and exaggerated cleavage. And if she’s really feeling frisky, she can get your ass arrested on kiddie-porn charges.

And the EmoKid:

The Emo Kid is exactly who you’d expect: a whiny little bitch who takes over forums by making everyone so miserable they’re compelled to leave. Suffering from perpetual teen angst, the Emo Kid turns otherwise agreeable forums into dumping grounds for her depressing rants, false-alarm suicide notes and side-splittingly morbid poetry.

The Emo Kid’s lifeblood, fueling her anguished existence, is a steady flow of Tears. These are easily replenished with eyedrops, eye irritants, or just a good old-fashioned flogging.

I think EmoKid might be the one for me…
Definitely NSFW, btw.