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Watch Live: Sarah Sanders Lies to the American Public About Everything

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can't think of a decent username8/01/2018 6:23:09 pm PDT

re: #359 William Lewis

WTF? Ok, why? If you want, put it behind private tags.

I don’t think it’s a spoiler. He’s just terrifically smart and a powerful sorcerer. Almost every time Nixon has anything to do with him, Ike sees through everything he’s trying to say and often puts some sort of magical whammy on him.* On the first few pages, Nixon speculates that Ike was stitched back together from some wartime accident and probably wasn’t human anymore.

* Just about every American president gets initiated as a wizard (empowered by the Constitution, which is encoded with magic spells. The further back you go in history, the more terrifyingly powerful they are.