Mr. Johnson et al,
OT comment. I don’t want to sound particularly obsessed with Andy Schlafly and Conservapedia (although I gladly admit that they give me hours of fun, satisfaction and, depending on the occasion, nausea), but the last XKCD comic seems to be tailor-made to make fun of Mr. Schlafly’s blind and stupid attempts to disprove the Theory of Relativity using logical fallacies and the Bible.
Check it out.