re: #364 RogueOne

Put one of these on your door, problem solved!
Image: doberman-pinscher-aluminum-guard-dog-sign-decal-3287a_180495838206.jpg

or my personal favorite:
Image: beware_of_dog_doberman_gun_funny_poster_sign_print-p228039815429751996t5wm_400.jpg

2 years ago someone kicked in my front door while I was gone. They didn’t even come in the house, they shut the screen door behind them and left.

I had three dogs barking at the door and a security alarm sticker in the window. They were idiots.