One commenter wrote a song…LOL

♫ I shot the penis
But I did not shoot the testicles.
♪
All around where I might be,
They’ll point ‘n laugh at me;
They’ll say I’m just an ammosexual fool
For the shooting of a family jewel,
That I shot my family jewel.
♪
But I say
♫ I shot the penis
But I didn’t shoot no testicles