I’ve got it! I was driving the boys to PE when it came to me.
You have to use Obama-math. Silly Lizards, we’re only counting everyone once, and he made it clear that some people are multiples.
Take the Rev. Jeremiah Wright: there was the mentor that BHO talked about in his book, and then there was the one caught on tape damning America.
BHO said, “That’s not the Jeremiah Wright I knew,” so there must be more than one of Jeremiah Wright!
There’s the Bill Ayers who launched Obama’s career and got him a job, and then there’s the one who was just a guy in the neighborhood.
That’s how there are so many people to lose jobs. We weren’t counting wright.
(Please don’t tell me I made a typo. I didn’t.)