Here’s the latest EXCLUSIVE!!! from gotnwes.com:

EXCLUSIVE: Is University of Al Abama’s Muslim Student Assn a terror factory?

The number of Muslim students at the University of Al Abama may be small, but that doesn’t mean the Muslim Student Association there isn’t manufacturing terrorists by the truck load.

OK, maybe two.

Two people. Not two trucks.

Wait. Make that one.

Thanks to the crack research team at GotNewsDotCom, the world now knows that the University of Al Abama has pumped out two students one student who may or may not have become terrorists as a result of their university experience.

As the campus at Tusc Al Oosa has 36,000 students alone, that’s barely a success rate of 0.0056%. Clearly, the Al Abama Terror Factory is doing a crappy job of training young Muslims for the exciting career of worldwide terrorism, and heads will soon be rolling (literally!) to find a new management team.