re: #340 WindUpBird

Lewis Black: [referring to Rick Santorum calling gays a “threat to the american family”] It’s prejudice, and it’s ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. But, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe there’s a group of gay bandidos. They travel from village to dell. And as night falls, they travel to that cul-de-sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, you see a family, just setting down to their evening meal. And these queers… these queers… don their black hoods, and matching pumps, very tasteful. Sneak up to the house ever so slightly, open the door, and start… FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS! AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY… IS DESTROYED!

I have to say that this situation Lewis describes would make the gay bandidos very vulnerable to being shot by a startled homeowner.

But then, I suppose it’s hard to shoot gay bandidos while covering the eyes of your wife, your 2.4 children and your dog with your hands.